The Official Timeflies Tuesday x Barstool Sports Freestyle

Call the fire department! Stop drop and roll! Cal and Rez just burned the joint down. I exaggerate quite frequently but when I say this is one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen, I mean that. I’ve been watching Cal freestyle for 7 straight years. Pulling words out of a hat or flipping through a notebook of terms spitting right off the top of his head. But this was 30 topics…2 minutes and 45 seconds…basically with a live audience…working in references like fucking “Weird Haircut Seth.” In 7 years I’ve never seen a freestyle from him (Or anybody, really) that impressive.

We answer KFC Radio hypotheticals all the time asking “what talent do you wish you had?” And this right here is my answer. You can bust this out anytime, anywhere. All you need is your brain. I have no idea how his brain operates but its on a different level from regular humans. If they say we only use like 10% of our brain Cal uses at least like 60%.

PS – The girls in the office werent really sure who Cal was or what to expect when I explained what was happening. They were all kinda standoffish. Didnt seem to care. By the time he was done they were are SWOONING. Literally got up from their chairs and just walked over to be near him. It was like watching a nature video on Nat Geo.

Catch the full episode of KFC Radio with Timeflies answering voicemails and their performance of Be Easy on Nate at Nite.